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Open Demotivational Poster

ALLAH-U-SNACKBAR! - Get the Special Kebab Combo with Felafel and a soda for just 5 dinar!

TAGS: september challenge open 7 days a week
Rating: 3.7/5

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jollyman - November 27, 2009, 11:29 am
waaaaay to great
Eugene - October 17, 2009, 10:40 am
He looked like that "THIS IS SPARTA!" guy at a quick glance


16 Lane Highway -



TAGS: coffee hot eye opener cubby
Rating: 4.48/5

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agdaniele - March 26, 2011, 11:06 pm
By Brookline, you mean "imagination" right?
Kmonet - March 26, 2011, 11:05 pm
A little slut at the Brookline Starbucks does this with considerable enthusiasm.
Cubbybear - March 26, 2011, 6:49 pm
...pull up your pants sir.
agdaniele - March 26, 2011, 5:28 pm
I was sure it could be done.... tried to get Starbucks to do that. So, here's what the arresting officer explained to me...


TAGS: how to tell your buddy his fly is open
Rating: 4.94/5

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Bartimaeus - August 15, 2010, 9:59 pm
Though that wink makes me uneasy...5
ICEMAN - August 15, 2010, 9:38 pm
Thank you Sir, may I have another? ;)
Cubbybear - August 15, 2010, 9:19 pm
Very funny Mr.Iceman 5 cool poodles



TAGS: zomg you left the airlock open ufnny cat haha lolz zomg
Rating: 2.54/5

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Lloyd - December 13, 2008, 6:39 pm
People reading the comment section. Look at this motifake and rate it accordingly. It is too high for a redundant caption.
Basti - August 15, 2008, 9:33 am
greatest pic ever!!!

ACCORDING TO THE SURGEON GENERAL - "The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breastplate open".

TAGS: heart breastplate bestway men sawopen
Rating: 4.38/5

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MissPriss - May 8, 2012, 2:09 pm
I know the other is actually allowing them one sporting event on the TV interruption free...put then the chore list never gets done!
lgvernon - May 8, 2012, 11:10 am

Nahhh, Prissy~~~You and I both know there are at least two other ways. One of them is food.

KEEP AN OPEN MIND - But not so open that your brain falls out...



TAGS: arthur schopenhauer 150th anniversary of his death tribute girls gynecologist
Rating: 3.95/5

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forseti - September 21, 2010, 10:48 am
should be a tribute to Schopenhauer as you can see in the tags. I wanted the quote to contrast from it's author. anyway, for me it's still one of my 242s best - up to now.
Faceplant31 - September 21, 2010, 9:41 am
ROR! I like it foreskin, i might have done with out the caps lock text tho.
forseti - September 21, 2010, 8:39 am
1L... that makes baby forsi cry. I loved this! ;( Mods, get me the name and address of this voter, I have to visit him. And GS, someday - and that day may never come - you'll call upon me to do a service for you. ;)


TAGS: let the walls down be open to love
Rating: 4.67/5

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Faceplant31 - August 7, 2010, 12:36 am
Beautiful good sir! 5L
agdaniele - August 6, 2010, 11:52 pm
I love the poster that makes me stop long enough to hate myself. 5L
spacedog - August 6, 2010, 10:39 pm
Perfect Rerun. Bravo! 5L

OPEN-MINDED - If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

TAGS: open minded brains
Rating: 4.15/5

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gas - August 7, 2011, 2:43 am
take my wife!


TAGS: crack open a cold one pzy
Rating: 5/5

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crankyhead - September 3, 2010, 9:14 am
Deliciously sick Pzy.
spacedog - September 2, 2010, 9:55 pm
HA! I thought it sounded lonely. Love the poster pzy. 5L
rerun - September 2, 2010, 9:52 pm

crap.....that sounds really erotic & sensual.
agdaniele - September 2, 2010, 9:51 pm
Depending on how long they've been dead, the lack of movement can be countered by the presence of maggots... if they're in the right places.
pzykosiz - September 2, 2010, 8:58 pm
i disgust myself sometimes
Reality Lord - September 2, 2010, 8:56 pm

see you in hell you sick bastard...lol.


OH SHIT........ - Oh baby, you turn me on. Oh shit, you heard me, Oh shit everyone else did too. Exit stage right......

TAGS: harry potter opening
Rating: 2.39/5

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booger13 - March 31, 2010, 6:37 pm
awesome =]

Monday - Thursday -

ENTROPY - It's not what it used to be

OPEN INVATION - Party waiting to happen?

another life lesson learned -

THE PROBLEM WITH AN OPEN MIND - Is that sooner or later people will come along and try to put things in it...

TAGS: the problem with an open mind
Rating: 4.47/5

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Viper - May 11, 2010, 8:38 am
5L making me think about my life right now thanks a million!


SECURITY - The Emperor wasn't taking any chances with his new Death Star.

TAGS: november challenge star wars please open your laptops and droids
Rating: 3.97/5

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Ookami85 - December 25, 2010, 6:07 pm
I want to shake the hands of the guy with the balls to do this.
aesop's folly - November 9, 2009, 4:06 pm


TAGS: st patrick s day invitation open house all welcome free beer
Rating: 3.9/5

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5150monkeylove - March 17, 2011, 4:14 pm
So long as it's not a surprise party....lol

Pessimism -

BOTTLE OPENER - Actually there's no need here. Just ask your friend if she can help you.

TAGS: no need for a bottle opener
Rating: 3.26/5

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Krissie - January 9, 2010, 8:08 pm
frightening...just plain FRIGHTENING

FEELING OBSERVED? - Maybe your fly is open.

TAGS: feeling observed scary open fly
Rating: 2/5

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Zealot - May 2, 2010, 5:58 pm
tool fan art. :)

WE AINT DOING NOTHING BOSS - Just standing here, hoping no one gets "CUT" over this here tennis fiasco.

TAGS: serena williams outburst tennis us open
Rating: 1.71/5

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agdaniele - September 13, 2009, 1:08 pm
Come on now, dawg... comments like that turn 5/5 into 1.8/5 - gotta win hearts and minds.
[email protected] - September 13, 2009, 11:21 am
Not my best work, but it'll do!! I got a 5 out of 5!! eat it everybody else eat it!!



LIGHTER - You think this is special? You should see her bottle opener.

TAGS: this girl is the lighter and a hotter girl would be my bottle opener never really had to explain my motifakes to this detail before guess i was gone longer than i thought
Rating: 4.27/5

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RocketSnake - May 13, 2010, 7:09 pm
I have a sudden urge to take up smoking.
BoneCD - March 24, 2010, 9:06 pm
Very nice Pie! Buns of steel...just sayin'


TAGS: beer shirt bottle opener cubby
Rating: 4.22/5

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abrams16 - July 19, 2010, 12:53 pm
Awesome where can I order one?
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 5:27 am
Wink wink, forseti!
forseti - July 18, 2010, 5:13 am
Got a cap with opener. it sucks. real men open a bottle with any object available! :D

OPTIONS - When The Red's Blocking The Pink, You Shoot For The Brown

TAGS: one door closes one door opens sex menstration
Rating: 4.16/5

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lesterinside - February 24, 2010, 4:36 am
LoL. nah thanx i'd rather go for the 8 ball.
rerun - February 6, 2010, 2:37 pm

thanks for the line Trash. Poor spelling is a family tradition
erock - February 6, 2010, 11:06 am
good one rerun!
Produceman117 - February 6, 2010, 6:58 am
Nice, Rerun. 5L.
BoneCD - February 6, 2010, 5:49 am
Very nicely done rerun!!!
TheTrashHeap - February 6, 2010, 1:12 am
You make me proud boy. And like any good man you even spelled "Rag" wrong. 5 Bloody Lions old chap.


TAGS: chipmunk it was just an open air concert
Rating: 3.6/5

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forseti - July 1, 2010, 5:59 am
?!? *rhime*
forseti - July 1, 2010, 5:59 am
I was some weeks ago! Impressive show!
ICEMAN - June 30, 2010, 11:28 pm
What? Never been to a Rammstein show?


TAGS: texas tourism billboard wide open spaces
Rating: 3.5/5

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rerun - March 29, 2010, 8:26 pm

and Perry is the gov.



MAKING MONEY FROM OPEN SOURCE - is like getting paid for rape

TAGS: open source opensource apple redhat suse mandriva
Rating: 2.47/5

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Someone who knows what he's talking about - April 6, 2009, 6:50 pm
*continued* but a GPL compatible license. OS X is based on a modified Darwin BSD system, but is in itself not open source. thus Apple is making money on open source without actually selling open source, contrary to the other companies in the picture.
Someone who knows what he's talking about - April 6, 2009, 6:49 pm
Let's just get this straight. BSD is a system, called Berkely Software Distribution, created at the university of Berkeley. It is licensed under the BSD license, a so-called permissive open source license. It is not an extension of the GNU GPL license, b
Mr. X - January 11, 2009, 11:04 am
RedHat is free. The tech support for it is not.
rakudave - July 28, 2008, 8:14 pm
BSD is opensource, as the bsd-liscence is a "expansion" of the GPL, also alowing sale
iHat - July 28, 2008, 7:18 pm
What? You can get PAID for rape??
Cheesie - July 25, 2008, 8:24 pm
I love how the Apple is the highlight of this, since OS X is BSD based, which is not open source.

TO SEE, OR NOT TO SEE... - That is the question.

Pessimists -

TAGS: pessimists open their eyes
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - July 20, 2013, 5:00 pm
And a very "I cant get my pants on cuz someones' foot is up my arse" thank you Mr. Gary.
MissPriss - July 20, 2013, 4:58 pm
Yep...I'm clever, but I cant promise perfection...teehee. Thanks Zet!
MissPriss - July 20, 2013, 4:56 pm
Whoa there Silvie! Cants will do in this case...you're horrible. But in a right up my alley kinda horrible...thanks hun.
GaryO - July 20, 2013, 8:49 am
Zetmonk - July 20, 2013, 4:01 am
Perhaps it's a word play on pants, with cants used to refer to pessimists always saying something cant work. Cants are pretty clever then.
Silverheart - July 20, 2013, 3:07 am

If it's intended to say 'cants' instead of 'pants', very funny. If it's intended to say 'cants' instead of another word - [substitute the 'A' for a 'U'] - it's even funnier! Double 5Ls for the double funny!

Novak Djokovic -

TAGS: us open
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - September 1, 2015, 8:47 am
Great observation


TAGS: eyes wide open ironic humor
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - July 10, 2013, 9:56 pm

We are but passengers on the ship of fools...
spacedog - July 10, 2013, 7:51 pm
Are you crazy? Everyone knows the world is flat. 5L

Down at the Sunset Saloon -

TAGS: open mike
Rating: 4.82/5

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WHEN IS A DOOR NOT A DOOR? - When it's...



TAGS: open mouth insert foot
Rating: 5/5

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Bandit5906 - February 4, 2017, 2:23 pm
So true...unfortunately!
mizzdizz - January 5, 2017, 10:47 am
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Hurting to day due to weather. Thanks for making me laugh! This is oh so true!!!! ^!
concern3 - January 5, 2017, 6:31 am
Same goes for poster. But not this one it's excellent. UP yours

Manifesto -

TAGS: awaiting paw operated can openers
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - June 22, 2016, 12:47 am
Annihilate. Decimate means to kill one in ten.

Watch the herd carefully! -

TAGS: open range stove
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - May 18, 2017, 5:07 am
Funny, UP yours

Just asking -

The Door -


TAGS: pzy proverb mouth open whore
Rating: 4.8/5

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mariand - February 5, 2013, 7:41 am
BANG!!!...bwahahaha...so damn true

Welcome -

Home of the Brave -

TAGS: open carry store brave
Rating: 3/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - November 15, 2017, 1:52 pm
Yes, because those Airsoft riffles a so scary! I do agree with you, spoons do make people fat.
EmilioDumphque - November 13, 2015, 3:43 am
Then a lot of cops have that problem!
Pikeman - November 12, 2015, 6:10 pm
If you panic at the sight of a gun you are the one with a problem.

Welcome -

TAGS: welcome opens doors use care
Rating: 2.67/5